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what the fuck is a swagger

i'm lili and you can ask me crap or submit me crap if you'd like

Apr 18 '14

pandamist:

"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"

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Apr 18 '14
hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

Apr 18 '14

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

Apr 18 '14

hansfans asked:

Glad that I'm not the only one that can't stand the Hans douchebag/ asshole/ bastard thing. Thought was going insane here. It's just character bashing. Nobody does this with other Disney villains, no matter what shit they swing out. ( not bashing other Disney villains, but yeah ) Cruella wanted to make a coat out of puppies, Frollo wanted to rape Esmeralda, but HANS OH THAT DOUCHE THAT ASSHOLE. Just, UGH.

ordinary-princess-chilling-queen:

disneytasthic:

THIS OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THISS!!

The pathetic thing is people hate Hans all because he ‘reminds them of their ex boyfriends’ and blah blah blah and they forget that there are MORE evil villains out there, same with Mother Gothel people hate her just because ‘she reminds them of their  moms they aren’t on good terms with’

But yet they totes cool with a lady who curses an innocent baby because she wasn’t invited to some party, and as you mentioned a lady you WANTS TO SKIN CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES ALIVE TO MAKE A COAT OUT OF THEM!! Even easy-breezy me can’t condone THAT, I love puppies!! Same with Hades, Jafar, and all the other ‘big-time’ villains.

Why?? Because they LOOK villainous but yet the more ‘attractive’ villains like Hans, Gaston, and Gothel get crap. Same goes for the ‘cute’ ones too like Lotso and King Candy! If Hans was traditionally villainous looking I bet he’d get a lot less hate and honestly I think that’s sad!!

It stinks cause all the cute villains are usually my faves!!

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Doesn’t matter who looks the part or what, the fact stands that Hans duped -everyone- including the audience into thinking he was a nice guy. His betrayal struck everyone, and -like- Gothel, both she and him are very real and despicable manipulating pieces of shit.  (we can also add in Tremaine and Frollo into this particular niche of villains, same with Lotso to a degree). No one is saying you -can’t- like these villains, but saying they have done nothing wrong or excusing their actions is infantile and idiotic. (same goes for King Candy, but hey, you and Pirka-shit were the charging calvary of that era, I digress.)

Hans bashing? Please, it’s the god damn truth, and as a fan of something you must realize your favorite x character is going to have faults of some sort. I’m pretty sure there are thousands of Shinji Ikari fans who know that he is a whiny baby, there are thousands of Ragyo Kiryuin fans who know that she is a disgusting monster of a mother, what astounds me is the blinders the Disney/Pixar fandoms have to acknowledging the fact "hmmmm maybe my favorite character IS a deplorable asswipe!"

Also, the idea behind people legitimately loathing Gothel/Hans because they remind them of awful parents/partners is not without merit, as many people who are not you have dealt with people just like those two in their lives. Hell, I know several people who can’t even watch Tangled because Gothel is all too real of a monster that they have faced growing up.

Cruella? Jafar? Maleficent? They are all so over-the-top that your suspension of belief is held, you can accept these nutters existing because of how crazy they are, these villains are nothing like anyone in real life, no one is that damn obvious in their evil intentions unless they’re idiots. 

But the problem with Hans/Gothel and the other “real” villains is not the atrocities that they have committed, but the all too realistic reminders they give those who have suffered- the same as being wronged their own “Hans”, manipulated by their own “Gothels”, oppressed by their own “Gastons”, and otherwise. 

But what do you know.

also lol how is “butt chin” Gaston attractive 

Apr 17 '14

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

Apr 17 '14
ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

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Apr 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

hi i'm lili and the shift key and period key on my computer are broken

Apr 17 '14

legitpsychic asked:

IM LILI AND MAYOR MCDANIELS IS MY GOD. OH AND MONSTERS UNIVERSITY. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWAGGER
Apr 17 '14
veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(Source: )

Apr 17 '14

do an impression of me in my inbox

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